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In the world of tech billionaires, nothing says "I want to be relevant" quite like trying to cozy up to a controversial political figure. Enter Mark Zuckerberg, the social media maestro who apparently believes that his next big algorithm might just be a political connection. From silicon valley politic: mark zuckerberg and Donald Trump Picture this: Mark Zuckerberg, the man who once connected billions of people through Facebook, is now attempting to connect himself to Donald Trump's potential future administration.  It's like watching a nerdy high school student trying to sit at the cool kids' table, except the cool kids are wearing MAGA hats and the nerdy student has billions of dollars and a struggling tech empire. According to reports, Zuckerberg has boldly offered himself as an AI advisor to the potential future president. One can only imagine the meeting: Zuckerberg, wearing his trademark gray t-shirt, nervously explaining artificial intelligence to a man w...

OpenAI, the company that's trying to turn your smartphone into a personal assistant, a therapist, and a comedian all rolled into one. A Billion Users and Counting: OpenAI's Ambitious Quest for World Domination You know, the same company that brought you ChatGPT, the chatbot that's so smart, it can probably write a better joke than I can. But don't worry, I'm still here to provide the laughs, even if it's at the expense of these tech wizards. Now, OpenAI has this grand vision of reaching a billion users by 2025.  A billion! That's more people than have ever seen a bad reality TV show.  And how do they plan to achieve this Herculean feat?  By unleashing a horde of AI agents, of course!  These aren't secret agents, mind you, but rather digital minions that will do your bidding, like booking your dentist appointments or ordering your groceries. But wait, there's more!  OpenAI is also teaming up with Apple, the company that already knows more about yo...

The Bipartisan Love Story Nobody Expected Gather 'round for the most shocking political love story since... well, ever! Democrats and Republicans have found something they both like, and it's not just complaining about each other. It's nuclear energy! Yes, you heard that right – our political parties have actually agreed on something that doesn't involve naming post offices or declaring National Donut Day. Nuclear Energy: The Only Thing Democrats and Republicans Can Agree On Trump's First Term: The Nuclear Renaissance During Trump's first rodeo as president, he managed to pass more nuclear energy legislation than a physics textbook has equations. And here's the kicker – Democrats actually helped! It's like seeing your parents agree on where to go for dinner – rare, beautiful, and slightly suspicious. Let's review the greatest hits of nuclear legislation, shall we? The Energy Act of 2020: The $6.6 Billion Dollar Baby They threw $6.6 billion at ...

Gather 'round for the greatest diplomatic show on Earth! Remember the Abraham Accords? That's Trump's Middle East peace plan that actually worked – which shocked everyone more than finding out that camel milk chocolate is actually delicious. The Abraham Accords: Middle East Peace-Making for Dummies Picture this: Trump returning to the White House, strutting around like a peacock with a real estate license, pointing at the Abraham Accords and saying, "See? See what I did there? Nobody thought peace in the Middle East was possible, but I did it. I did it better than anyone. Some say better than Abraham himself!" ( Note: No one actually said this, but why let facts get in the way of a good boast?) Now, as Trump gears up for his sequel – let's call it "Middle East Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo" – he's eyeing Saudi Arabia like a businessman spotting an empty lot in Manhattan. The Saudis are playing hard to get, which is basically the diplomatic equiva...

The world's longest-running geopolitical drama: "Keeping Up with the Kims!" While Trump was busy on the campaign trail talking about, well, Trump (shocking, I know), our favorite hermit kingdom has been quietly planning season 2024 of their hit series "How to Get Attention Without Starting World War III." North Korea: The Reality Show Nobody Asked For, But Can't Stop Watching You see, North Korea is like that friend who posts cryptic social media updates when they're feeling ignored. Except instead of vague Facebook statuses, they launch missiles. It's their way of saying "Hey, remember us? We're still here! And look what we can do!" It's basically international relations meets toddler show-and-tell, but with nuclear warheads. Remember 2017? When Trump went all "fire and fury" on Kim Jong Un? That was like watching two reality TV stars trying to out-drama each other. Trump was giving us his best "You're fire...

Return of the Wall: This Time It's Personal Grab your hard hats and your Trump-branded taco bowls, because The Wall is getting a sequel! That's right, like "Fast and Furious" but with more concrete and fewer car chases. Trump and his potential VP pick JD Vance are basically the Batman and Robin of border security, except instead of fighting crime in Gotham, they're determined to turn the US-Mexico border into the world's longest home improvement project. The Great Wall of Trump 2.0: Now With Extra Spice! The Military Solution: Because Why Not Add Some Tanks to Taco Tuesday? Trump and Vance have suggested sending the US military into Mexico, because apparently, they've mistaken cartel documentaries on Netflix for invasion planning guides. Picture it: US troops rolling into Mexico, only to find themselves stuck in traffic behind a convoy of spring break tourists heading to Cancún. "Sir, we've located the target!" "Is it the cartel?...

The Party's Over, Folks! Remember that lovely "holiday from history" after the Cold War? You know, that magical time when America's biggest foreign policy concern was deciding which countries to invite to our democracy-spreading parties? Well, guess what? The vacation's over, the hotel bill is due, and reality is banging on our door like an angry neighbor complaining about our decades-long karaoke session of "We Are The World." The Great Geopolitical Hangover: America's Holiday from History is Over (And Boy, Does Our Head Hurt) Welcome to the Global Drama Club The world has entered what experts call a "period of protracted systemic instability," which is fancy-speak for "everything's gone bonkers." It's like someone took the global Jenga tower we've been carefully building since 1991 and decided to play it in a hurricane. On a boat. During an earthquake. The New Reality Show: "Keeping Up With The Global Powers...