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Gather 'round for the greatest diplomatic rom-com of our time: "When Donald Met Narendra." It's like a Bollywood movie meets "The Apprentice," but with nuclear weapons! The Art of the Modi-Trump Tango: A Love Story for the Ages Picture this: Two strongmen with perfectly styled hair (one orange, one white) united by their shared love of massive rallies, Twitter storms, and making their countries "great again." It's a match made in political heaven, or at least in a really expensive hotel lobby. The Trade Tangle: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Bargaining Scene? Trump's potential return to office means we're in for another season of "The Art of the Deal: Mumbai Edition." Imagine Trump and Modi sitting across from each other at a negotiating table, both trying to out-businessman each other: Trump: "I make the best deals, the greatest deals ever."  Modi: "Hold my chai." . They'll spend hours ha...

Return of the Wall: This Time It's Personal Grab your hard hats and your Trump-branded taco bowls, because The Wall is getting a sequel! That's right, like "Fast and Furious" but with more concrete and fewer car chases. Trump and his potential VP pick JD Vance are basically the Batman and Robin of border security, except instead of fighting crime in Gotham, they're determined to turn the US-Mexico border into the world's longest home improvement project. The Great Wall of Trump 2.0: Now With Extra Spice! The Military Solution: Because Why Not Add Some Tanks to Taco Tuesday? Trump and Vance have suggested sending the US military into Mexico, because apparently, they've mistaken cartel documentaries on Netflix for invasion planning guides. Picture it: US troops rolling into Mexico, only to find themselves stuck in traffic behind a convoy of spring break tourists heading to Cancún. "Sir, we've located the target!" "Is it the cartel?...

Ah, NATO! The world's most exclusive military book club, where everyone promises to read the whole book but mostly just shows up for the snacks and gossip. Now they're facing their biggest challenge yet: Trump 2.0 - The Sequel Nobody Asked For But Everyone's Getting Anyway. NATO's Guide to Surviving Your Ex Coming Back as Your Boss For the past year, European leaders have been trying to "Trump-proof" NATO with the same desperate energy as parents attempting to child-proof a house for a toddler who's already learned to pick locks. They were hoping they'd never have to test their defenses, kind of like how we all hope we'll never have to use those emergency airplane instructions we never read. But here we are, folks! Enter Mark Rutte, NATO's new secretary general, who's inherited the job at what we'll charitably call an "interesting" time. It's like being hired as a wedding planner the day before the bride's ex decide...