Gather 'round for the greatest diplomatic show on Earth! Remember the Abraham Accords? That's Trump's Middle East peace plan that actually worked – which shocked everyone more than finding out that camel milk chocolate is actually delicious. The Abraham Accords: Middle East Peace-Making for Dummies Picture this: Trump returning to the White House, strutting around like a peacock with a real estate license, pointing at the Abraham Accords and saying, "See? See what I did there? Nobody thought peace in the Middle East was possible, but I did it. I did it better than anyone. Some say better than Abraham himself!" ( Note: No one actually said this, but why let facts get in the way of a good boast?) Now, as Trump gears up for his sequel – let's call it "Middle East Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo" – he's eyeing Saudi Arabia like a businessman spotting an empty lot in Manhattan. The Saudis are playing hard to get, which is basically the diplomatic equiva...