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Gather 'round for the greatest diplomatic show on Earth! Remember the Abraham Accords? That's Trump's Middle East peace plan that actually worked – which shocked everyone more than finding out that camel milk chocolate is actually delicious. The Abraham Accords: Middle East Peace-Making for Dummies Picture this: Trump returning to the White House, strutting around like a peacock with a real estate license, pointing at the Abraham Accords and saying, "See? See what I did there? Nobody thought peace in the Middle East was possible, but I did it. I did it better than anyone. Some say better than Abraham himself!" ( Note: No one actually said this, but why let facts get in the way of a good boast?) Now, as Trump gears up for his sequel – let's call it "Middle East Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo" – he's eyeing Saudi Arabia like a businessman spotting an empty lot in Manhattan. The Saudis are playing hard to get, which is basically the diplomatic equiva...

The world's longest-running geopolitical drama: "Keeping Up with the Kims!" While Trump was busy on the campaign trail talking about, well, Trump (shocking, I know), our favorite hermit kingdom has been quietly planning season 2024 of their hit series "How to Get Attention Without Starting World War III." North Korea: The Reality Show Nobody Asked For, But Can't Stop Watching You see, North Korea is like that friend who posts cryptic social media updates when they're feeling ignored. Except instead of vague Facebook statuses, they launch missiles. It's their way of saying "Hey, remember us? We're still here! And look what we can do!" It's basically international relations meets toddler show-and-tell, but with nuclear warheads. Remember 2017? When Trump went all "fire and fury" on Kim Jong Un? That was like watching two reality TV stars trying to out-drama each other. Trump was giving us his best "You're fire...