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Gather 'round for the greatest diplomatic rom-com of our time: "When Donald Met Narendra." It's like a Bollywood movie meets "The Apprentice," but with nuclear weapons! The Art of the Modi-Trump Tango: A Love Story for the Ages Picture this: Two strongmen with perfectly styled hair (one orange, one white) united by their shared love of massive rallies, Twitter storms, and making their countries "great again." It's a match made in political heaven, or at least in a really expensive hotel lobby. The Trade Tangle: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Bargaining Scene? Trump's potential return to office means we're in for another season of "The Art of the Deal: Mumbai Edition." Imagine Trump and Modi sitting across from each other at a negotiating table, both trying to out-businessman each other: Trump: "I make the best deals, the greatest deals ever."  Modi: "Hold my chai." . They'll spend hours ha...

The Party's Over, Folks! Remember that lovely "holiday from history" after the Cold War? You know, that magical time when America's biggest foreign policy concern was deciding which countries to invite to our democracy-spreading parties? Well, guess what? The vacation's over, the hotel bill is due, and reality is banging on our door like an angry neighbor complaining about our decades-long karaoke session of "We Are The World." The Great Geopolitical Hangover: America's Holiday from History is Over (And Boy, Does Our Head Hurt) Welcome to the Global Drama Club The world has entered what experts call a "period of protracted systemic instability," which is fancy-speak for "everything's gone bonkers." It's like someone took the global Jenga tower we've been carefully building since 1991 and decided to play it in a hurricane. On a boat. During an earthquake. The New Reality Show: "Keeping Up With The Global Powers...

Ah, Venezuela – the soap opera that keeps on giving! Picture this: it's like a messy breakup where one ex (Trump) spent four years trying to make the other ex (Maduro) jealous by hanging out with their rival (Juan Guaidó), only to realize that maybe, just maybe, they should've just talked it out over coffee. Or in this case, over a barrel of oil. Venezuela and Trump: When Oil Romance Goes Wrong During Trump's first rodeo as president, he went full "The Art of the Deal" on Venezuela. His maximum-pressure campaign was basically the diplomatic equivalent of putting all your ex's stuff in garbage bags and leaving them on the front lawn. Sanctions here, sanctions there, sanctions everywhere! It was like watching someone try to open a jar by hitting it repeatedly with a hammer – sure, it makes a lot of noise, but is it really getting you anywhere? But hold onto your empanadas, folks, because Trump 2.0 might be a whole different telenovela! These days, he's a...

Ah, NATO! The world's most exclusive military book club, where everyone promises to read the whole book but mostly just shows up for the snacks and gossip. Now they're facing their biggest challenge yet: Trump 2.0 - The Sequel Nobody Asked For But Everyone's Getting Anyway. NATO's Guide to Surviving Your Ex Coming Back as Your Boss For the past year, European leaders have been trying to "Trump-proof" NATO with the same desperate energy as parents attempting to child-proof a house for a toddler who's already learned to pick locks. They were hoping they'd never have to test their defenses, kind of like how we all hope we'll never have to use those emergency airplane instructions we never read. But here we are, folks! Enter Mark Rutte, NATO's new secretary general, who's inherited the job at what we'll charitably call an "interesting" time. It's like being hired as a wedding planner the day before the bride's ex decide...