A Reality Show Nobody Asked For Episode 1: "Democracy - Now With Terms & Conditions!" Welcome to the most exciting show in international relations! Watch as America's favorite real estate mogul turned political impressario reimagines global democracy promotion as a limited-time offer with more fine print than a pharmaceutical commercial. Democracy Promotion: America's Next Top Political System "Democracy is like a gym membership," Trump might say. "Sure, everyone can sign up, but we're really only interested in the premium members who use our equipment and buy the protein shakes." The New Democracy Menu: Now À La Carte! Gone are the days of the all-you-can-eat democracy buffet! Under new management, we're switching to an exclusive à la carte menu where countries can order exactly what they want... as long as it's exactly what we're selling: Starter Package: Basic voting rights (seasonal availability) Economy-class regul...