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Gather 'round for the greatest diplomatic show on Earth! Remember the Abraham Accords? That's Trump's Middle East peace plan that actually worked – which shocked everyone more than finding out that camel milk chocolate is actually delicious. The Abraham Accords: Middle East Peace-Making for Dummies Picture this: Trump returning to the White House, strutting around like a peacock with a real estate license, pointing at the Abraham Accords and saying, "See? See what I did there? Nobody thought peace in the Middle East was possible, but I did it. I did it better than anyone. Some say better than Abraham himself!" ( Note: No one actually said this, but why let facts get in the way of a good boast?) Now, as Trump gears up for his sequel – let's call it "Middle East Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo" – he's eyeing Saudi Arabia like a businessman spotting an empty lot in Manhattan. The Saudis are playing hard to get, which is basically the diplomatic equiva...

Gather 'round for the most entertaining diplomatic circus you'll ever witness! Picture this: two nations, both with leaders who have more gold-plated furniture than your average royal palace, trying to navigate international relations like two peacocks at a disco party. The Greatest Show on Earth: US-Turkey Relations in the Trump Era 2.0 Remember when Trump and Erdogan were playing diplomatic ping-pong during the first term? Oh boy, what a show! They were exchanging sanctions and tweets like teenagers exchange emojis. Trump would wake up at 3 AM, tweet something like "I'LL DESTROY YOUR ECONOMY!" and Erdogan would probably spill his Turkish coffee all over his smartphone. It was basically international relations meets reality TV, minus the Kardashians (thank heavens for small mercies). Now, as we gear up for Trump: The Sequel ( working title: "Make Alliances Confusing Again"), everyone in Turkey is oddly optimistic. Why? Because apparently, when you...

Welcome back to everyone's favorite geopolitical soap opera, "As The Middle East Turns!" In today's episode, we're watching the return of Donald Trump to the Iran situation, or as I like to call it, "How to Make Frenemies and Alienate People: The Sequel." The Persian Puzzle: Trump's Middle Eastern Adventure Returns Remember that "maximum pressure" campaign from Trump's first term? It's like when you try to open a jar of pickles by using every muscle in your body, grunting loudly, and then telling the jar it's fired. Well, get ready for Maximum Pressure 2: Electric Boogaloo! This time with extra sanctions and a complimentary set of stern looks. Speaking of memories, Iran certainly hasn't forgotten about that time Trump decided to send General Soleimani on an unexpected one-way trip to the afterlife. That's the kind of thing that tends to stick in people's minds, like that embarrassing thing you did at the office...

Imagine, if you will, the world's most problematic group chat. You know the type – there's always that one friend who keeps stirring up drama (looking at you, Russia), the rich kid who's suspiciously quiet but definitely up to something (China), the one who keeps sending threatening memes (North Korea), and the passive-aggressive one who leaves angry reacts on everyone's messages (Iran). Together, they're like the world's worst boyband, except instead of dropping albums, they're dropping everyone else's security ratings. The World's Most Dangerous Group Chat: A Tale of Troublemaking Nations Now, center stage in this geopolitical reality show is Ukraine, where Putin is putting on what he probably thinks is a masterclass in "How to Make Friends and Intimidate People." It's like he's playing Risk, but forgot that this isn't actually a board game and those little pieces represent real places and people. And just when you thought t...