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Ah, the European Union! That lovely collection of countries who decided that the best way to stop fighting each other was to create enough paperwork to make war seem like the easier option. Well, folks, they're about to face their biggest bureaucratic challenge yet: Trump 2.0 - This Time It's Personal(ity Politics). The European Union's Guide to Surviving Your Difficult American Uncle Picture this: You know that uncle who shows up at family reunions, criticizes everyone's life choices, demands they pay for their own meals, and then complains about nobody visiting him enough? That's about to be America's foreign policy toward Europe. The EU is frantically googling "How to deal with difficult relatives" as we speak. The US-EU relationship is about to become less "strategic partnership" and more "it's complicated" Facebook status. Gone are the days of cozy chats about shared values and mutual understanding. Now it's going ...

Imagine, if you will, the world's most problematic group chat. You know the type – there's always that one friend who keeps stirring up drama (looking at you, Russia), the rich kid who's suspiciously quiet but definitely up to something (China), the one who keeps sending threatening memes (North Korea), and the passive-aggressive one who leaves angry reacts on everyone's messages (Iran). Together, they're like the world's worst boyband, except instead of dropping albums, they're dropping everyone else's security ratings. The World's Most Dangerous Group Chat: A Tale of Troublemaking Nations Now, center stage in this geopolitical reality show is Ukraine, where Putin is putting on what he probably thinks is a masterclass in "How to Make Friends and Intimidate People." It's like he's playing Risk, but forgot that this isn't actually a board game and those little pieces represent real places and people. And just when you thought t...