Ah, NATO! The world's most exclusive military book club, where everyone promises to read the whole book but mostly just shows up for the snacks and gossip. Now they're facing their biggest challenge yet: Trump 2.0 - The Sequel Nobody Asked For But Everyone's Getting Anyway. NATO's Guide to Surviving Your Ex Coming Back as Your Boss For the past year, European leaders have been trying to "Trump-proof" NATO with the same desperate energy as parents attempting to child-proof a house for a toddler who's already learned to pick locks. They were hoping they'd never have to test their defenses, kind of like how we all hope we'll never have to use those emergency airplane instructions we never read. But here we are, folks! Enter Mark Rutte, NATO's new secretary general, who's inherited the job at what we'll charitably call an "interesting" time. It's like being hired as a wedding planner the day before the bride's ex decide...