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Ah, the European Union! That lovely collection of countries who decided that the best way to stop fighting each other was to create enough paperwork to make war seem like the easier option. Well, folks, they're about to face their biggest bureaucratic challenge yet: Trump 2.0 - This Time It's Personal(ity Politics). The European Union's Guide to Surviving Your Difficult American Uncle Picture this: You know that uncle who shows up at family reunions, criticizes everyone's life choices, demands they pay for their own meals, and then complains about nobody visiting him enough? That's about to be America's foreign policy toward Europe. The EU is frantically googling "How to deal with difficult relatives" as we speak. The US-EU relationship is about to become less "strategic partnership" and more "it's complicated" Facebook status. Gone are the days of cozy chats about shared values and mutual understanding. Now it's going ...

Grab your calculators and your sense of humor, because we're about to dive into the world's most expensive game of "My Trade Deal is Bigger Than Yours." You thought your neighbor's yard sale negotiations were intense? Wait until you hear about the thirty-trillion-dollar question that's keeping finance ministers up at night, clutching their spreadsheets like teddy bears. The Art of the Squeal: A Comedy of Trading Errors Picture this: A room full of the world's top financial minds at the IMF-World Bank Annual Meetings, all pretending to care about sustainable development while actually whispering in corners like teenagers at prom: "So... what's Trump gonna do?" It's like waiting for the season finale of "The Bachelor," but instead of roses, we're dealing with tariffs. Now, let's talk about our main character's origin story. Trump's trade views were formed in the 1980s, which explains a lot – it was the era of ...