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Return of the Wall: This Time It's Personal Grab your hard hats and your Trump-branded taco bowls, because The Wall is getting a sequel! That's right, like "Fast and Furious" but with more concrete and fewer car chases. Trump and his potential VP pick JD Vance are basically the Batman and Robin of border security, except instead of fighting crime in Gotham, they're determined to turn the US-Mexico border into the world's longest home improvement project. The Great Wall of Trump 2.0: Now With Extra Spice! The Military Solution: Because Why Not Add Some Tanks to Taco Tuesday? Trump and Vance have suggested sending the US military into Mexico, because apparently, they've mistaken cartel documentaries on Netflix for invasion planning guides. Picture it: US troops rolling into Mexico, only to find themselves stuck in traffic behind a convoy of spring break tourists heading to Cancún. "Sir, we've located the target!" "Is it the cartel?...

So, Trump is back. Again. And this time, he's brought a whole new set of tricks to the world stage. Let's dive into the exciting world of "America First, But Not Alone" foreign policy, a concept so mind-bogglingly complex that it's almost as confusing as the Kardashians' relationship history. America First, But Not Alone: A Look at Trump 2.0's Foreign Policy A "Peace Through Strength" or "America: The World's Greatest Bully" Approach First, we have the classic "peace through strength" approach. That's like saying, "If you want peace, prepare for war." Or, in Trump's case, "If you want peace, threaten everyone with the biggest, baddest military the world has ever seen." It's a strategy as subtle as a sledgehammer and about as effective as a chocolate teapot. Of course, to achieve that "peace" we need to invest heavily in our military. Think bigger budgets, more bombs, and lots of ma...