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The "How Many Nukes Are Enough?" America's favorite game show: "Who Wants to Build More Nuclear Weapons?" Hosted by the Trump administration, where the answer to "How many nukes do we need?" is always "Yes!"   It's like collecting Pokemon cards, but instead of catching them all, we're stockpiling enough firepower to make the sun feel inadequate. The Nuclear Arms Race 2.0: Now With Extra Boom! The SLCM-N Saga: A Tale of Bureaucratic Beauty Remember the SLCM-N? That's the "sea-launched cruise missile (nuclear)" for those who don't speak Pentagon. It's had more ups and downs than a soap opera character: Trump wanted it Bureaucracy said "maybe later" Biden said "nah" Congress said "do it anyway!" It's like that group project where nobody can agree on anything, except the stakes are slightly higher than your average PowerPoint presentation. The Numbers Game: Because Siz...

Return of the Wall: This Time It's Personal Grab your hard hats and your Trump-branded taco bowls, because The Wall is getting a sequel! That's right, like "Fast and Furious" but with more concrete and fewer car chases. Trump and his potential VP pick JD Vance are basically the Batman and Robin of border security, except instead of fighting crime in Gotham, they're determined to turn the US-Mexico border into the world's longest home improvement project. The Great Wall of Trump 2.0: Now With Extra Spice! The Military Solution: Because Why Not Add Some Tanks to Taco Tuesday? Trump and Vance have suggested sending the US military into Mexico, because apparently, they've mistaken cartel documentaries on Netflix for invasion planning guides. Picture it: US troops rolling into Mexico, only to find themselves stuck in traffic behind a convoy of spring break tourists heading to Cancún. "Sir, we've located the target!" "Is it the cartel?...