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The latest masterpiece from beloved EU bureaucrats? They're building SEVEN "AI factories" across Europe! Yes, you heard that right - factories for artificial intelligence. Because apparently, the regular kind of intelligence was getting a bit boring. You know how it usually goes with European projects - first, we throw a casual €1.5 billion at it (pocket change, really), then we spend three years arguing about which country gets the nice coffee machine. But this time, they've actually divided it up rather nicely: Barcelona, Luxembourg, Bologna, Stuttgart, Athens, and a couple of places up north where even the AI will need a warm jacket. The EU's Digital Renaissance: AI Factories Across the Continent "Silicon Castles: How Europe is Building its AI Empire" Now, you might be wondering, "What exactly is an AI factory?" Well, imagine a really, really expensive building filled with supercomputers that basically do what your teenager does all day - ...

Let's talk about the elephant in the room - or more precisely, the bureaucratic monster lurking behind Europe's latest technological "breakthrough."  Teuken-7B, the AI model that promises to be a European alternative to American tech giants, comes with a warning label that should make any rational person nervous: "Fraunhofer Inside." Just mentioning the Fraunhofer Group is enough to send shivers down the spine of anyone who understands how research funding actually works in this continent.   These are the masters of spending without creating, the virtuosos of bureaucratic fund consumption who could turn a revolutionary concept into a mountains of paperwork faster than an AI can generate a bland corporate email. Teuken-7B: Europe's AI Illusion - When Bureaucracy Meets Machine Learning Let's dissect this so-called "innovative" project. Seven billion parameters? More like seven billion reasons to be skeptical. We're talking about a mo...