Let's talk about the elephant in the room - or more precisely, the bureaucratic monster lurking behind Europe's latest technological "breakthrough." Teuken-7B, the AI model that promises to be a European alternative to American tech giants, comes with a warning label that should make any rational person nervous: "Fraunhofer Inside." Just mentioning the Fraunhofer Group is enough to send shivers down the spine of anyone who understands how research funding actually works in this continent. These are the masters of spending without creating, the virtuosos of bureaucratic fund consumption who could turn a revolutionary concept into a mountains of paperwork faster than an AI can generate a bland corporate email. Teuken-7B: Europe's AI Illusion - When Bureaucracy Meets Machine Learning Let's dissect this so-called "innovative" project. Seven billion parameters? More like seven billion reasons to be skeptical. We're talking about a mo...