The most entertaining show on Earth - the 2024 American Presidential election! Where else can you watch two politicians duke it out across seven states while millions of Americans decide whether to hit the "Harris" or "Trump" button on their political slot machine? The Great American Political Circus 2024 The Swing State Shuffle Let me paint you a picture: Seven swing states are currently doing their best impression of a synchronized swimming routine - moving back and forth in perfect harmony, unable to decide which direction to go. It's like watching seven teenagers try to choose a restaurant for dinner. "I don't know, what do YOU want?" In Nevada, North Carolina, and Wisconsin, Kamala Harris is leading by a margin so slim, you'd need an electron microscope to measure it. Meanwhile, in Arizona, Trump is ahead, probably because he promised to build a wall around all the cacti. Michigan, Georgia, and Pennsylvania? They're playing musical...