The Return of the Deal-Maker Buckle up! We're about to embark on the most spectacular, the most tremendous journey into the future of artificial intelligence – Trump style! Remember when people worried about AI taking over the world? Well, forget that! Under the new plan, AI will only take over the parts we want it to take over, preferably with a giant "MADE IN USA" stamp on it. Making AI Great Again: A Totally Serious* Guide to America's AI Future Regulation? We Don't Need No Stinking Regulation! You see, the current administration has been treating AI companies like teenagers at a house party – too many rules, too many chaperones, and definitely not enough fun. But our former-turned-maybe-future president has a different vision: "Let the robots run free!" It's like giving a toddler scissors and saying, "Don't worry, they'll figure it out!" Because nothing says 'responsible innovation' quite like completely unsupervi...