Featuring Donald Trump as the Ringmaster Act 1: The Greatest Scam on Earth™ Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to witness the most spectacular show of our time! Watch in amazement as the Green New Deal gets transformed into the "Greatest Scam in History" – which, considering the existence of pet rocks and crypto currencies, is quite an achievement! The Amazing Climate Change Circus: A Comedy in Several Acts Our ringmaster has a simple solution to climate change: just pretend it's not happening! It's like dealing with your mounting credit card debt by throwing away the bills. Problem solved! Who needs polar ice caps anyway? They're just taking up valuable real estate that could be used for luxury golf courses. Act 2: The Magical Mathematics of Climate Denial Every three weeks, climate disasters create one billion dollars of damage. But fear not! According to our creative accounting department, if we stop measuring the damage, it technically doesn't exist....