Let me write a humorous take on the future smart home, channeling a relaxed, witty style. Living in Future: When Your House Becomes Smarter Than You Are Smart House, Dumb Human: A Survivor's Guide to Living in Future G'day mates! Let me tell you about the " typical " home of 2074, at least according to our artificial mate ChatGPT. And let me tell you, it's absolutely hilarious what these AI prophets think we'll be living in. It's basically like living inside your smartphone, but with a toilet. First off, apparently our houses will have "smart glass walls that adjust opacity based on sunlight." Fantastic! Because what could possibly go wrong with transparent walls? Picture this: You're walking around in your underwear, and suddenly your wall-opacity system crashes. Congratulations, you're now starring in the neighborhood's most unexpected reality show. "G'day, Mrs. Johnson across the street! Lovely morning for a malfunc...