Grab your calculators and your sense of humor, because we're about to dive into the world's most expensive game of "My Trade Deal is Bigger Than Yours." You thought your neighbor's yard sale negotiations were intense? Wait until you hear about the thirty-trillion-dollar question that's keeping finance ministers up at night, clutching their spreadsheets like teddy bears. The Art of the Squeal: A Comedy of Trading Errors Picture this: A room full of the world's top financial minds at the IMF-World Bank Annual Meetings, all pretending to care about sustainable development while actually whispering in corners like teenagers at prom: "So... what's Trump gonna do?" It's like waiting for the season finale of "The Bachelor," but instead of roses, we're dealing with tariffs. Now, let's talk about our main character's origin story. Trump's trade views were formed in the 1980s, which explains a lot – it was the era of ...