The latest episode of "As Washington Turns" - where beloved politicians have just discovered this thing called "artificial intelligence." Yes, you heard that right! Congress has finally decided to tackle AI, and let me tell you, it's about as graceful as watching your grandparents try to set up their first smartphone. AI in Washington: The 2025 National Defense Authorization Act. So, what's the big news? Congress just passed the 2025 National Defense Authorization Act, which basically means they've written a very long letter to the military saying, "Hey, maybe we should look into this AI thing everyone's talking about?" It's like when your dad finally joined Facebook in 2020 and started posting blurry selfies - better late than never, right? The Great AI Adventure Begins Picture this: Senator Schumer and his colleagues sitting around, probably enjoying their congressional cafeteria coffee, when suddenly someone bursts in and ...