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OpenAI's latest wonder-child, GPT-5 (nicknamed " Orion ," because apparently " Bob " wasn't fancy enough), is having what we might call a rather expensive midlife crisis. And when I say expensive, I mean "half-a-billion-dollars-for-six-months-of-training" expensive. That's right – this AI costs more to maintain than my neighbor's collection of vintage sports cars he never drives. GPT-5: The AI That Ate the Internet (And Is Still Hungry) You see, OpenAI has stumbled upon a fascinating discovery: there might not be enough data in the world to make their new AI as smart as they want it to be. Imagine that! We've finally found something the internet doesn't have enough of, and it's not cat videos. Who would've thought? The situation reminds me of trying to feed a teenage boy during a growth spurt. You open the fridge, and no matter how much food you put in there, it's never enough. GPT-5 is sitting there like a d...