The Numbers Game: Or Why Africa Is Suddenly Everyone's New Best Friend Hold onto your MAGA hats because I'm about to blow your minds with some math that even Trump can't dispute: by 2050, one in four humans will be African. Yes, you heard that right! While some politicians are still trying to figure out where Africa is on a map ( hint: it's the big one that looks like a sideways question mark), Trump has apparently discovered that Africa is not just a country – it's an entire continent! Revolutionary stuff, folks. The Great African Adventure Trump's Guide to Winning Friends and Influencing Continents The Chinese Checkers Championship Now, here's where it gets interesting. China has been playing economic hopscotch across Africa for years, building everything from roads to railways, probably even installing 5G networks in places where people still use carrier pigeons. Trump, never one to let anyone else have all the fun (or money), has suddenly realized ...