The Grand Deportation Spectacular: Coming Soon to a Border Near You! Step right up to witness the most ambitious moving operation since college students discovered U-Haul! Trump's promising the "largest deportation operation in history," which is like promising to organize your garage, but instead of dealing with old Christmas decorations, you're trying to relocate millions of people. What could possibly go wrong? Operation Pack-Your-Bags: The Greatest Show on Earth (Whether You Like It or Not) The Legal Status Lottery: Where Today's "Welcome" is Tomorrow's "Well, Actually..." Remember all those people who were legally welcomed from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela? Well, surprise! It's like getting a lifetime subscription to Netflix, only to find out it expires next Tuesday. Trump's planning to play the ultimate game of "Just Kidding!" with their legal status. It's like those terms and conditions nobody reads ...