As the European Union (EU) takes strides to regulate artificial intelligence (AI), concerns arise about stifling innovation and the potential for government misuse. While the EU's AI Act gains traction, across the Atlantic, the US Congress also aims to join the regulatory bandwagon, showcasing their own unique approach to control the uncontrollable. Inspired by the EU's endeavors, the US Congress, known for its ability to grapple with complex issues, contemplates its own AI regulation strategy. The prospect of bipartisan collaboration in crafting legislation is both awe-inspiring and mildly amusing. After all, what better way to address the complexities of AI than through the harmonious voices of political rivals? The EU's risk-based approach has sparked interest among US lawmakers who are eager to embark on a similar path. They believe that by prioritizing areas of potential harm, such as critical infrastructure and public services, they can safeguard the futu...