Modern capitalism that's more absurd than a penguin running a marathon. I present to you the absolutely bonkers world of Databricks, a company that's basically turning data into gold faster than an accountant on espresso! Imagine a company that's just casually raised $10 billion – and I'm not talking about lottery winnings or a bank heist, but through pure, unadulterated technological wizardry. Ten billion dollars! That's more money than most countries' annual budgets, and these guys are spending it on... drumroll, please ... organizing data and making artificial intelligence slightly less artificial. Let's break this down for the average person who thinks "data cleaning" is something you do when your smartphone gets sticky: Databricks is essentially the Marie Kondo of the digital universe. They take massive, chaotic piles of numbers and information that would make a normal human's brain implode, and they transform them into neat, spar...