Ah, Artificial Intelligence. The future is here, they say! Robots are taking over our jobs, fridges are ordering groceries, and self-driving cars (allegedly) navigate rush hour with the grace of a drunken butterfly. But with all this exciting innovation comes a question that burns brighter than a Tesla on autopilot: How do we measure "best" in the wild world of AI? The Global AI Award (GAIA): Is it Award-Winning or Award-Awkward? Enter the Global Artificial Intelligence Award (GAIA) , brought to you by the Dubai Quality Group (DQG) . Now, DQG sounds impressive, right? Like some kind of international league of quality enforcers, ensuring your toaster browns evenly and your smartphone screen doesn't get mysteriously scratched. But hold on to your virtual reality headsets, folks, because DQG isn't quite the United Nations of Excellence it might appear. Think of it more like a local club for shiny office buildings in Dubai. A place where they hand out certificates fo...