So, Amazon's done it again. They've taken their relentless pursuit of world domination to a whole new level, this time with an AI-powered shopping assistant named Rufus . Yes, you read that right. Rufus. Like the lovable mutt from "The Secret Life of Pets." Only this Rufus is a soulless, digital entity that knows more about your shopping habits than your own mother. Imagine this: You're minding your own business, scrolling through your phone, when suddenly, a little chat bubble pops up on your Amazon app. "Hi there! I'm Rufus, your friendly neighborhood shopping assistant. How can I help you today?" Friendly neighborhood shopping assistant ? More like the Terminator in a cardigan, ready to analyze your every purchase and exploit your deepest desires. Now, let's break down what this AI overlord can do: Product Guru: Ask Rufus anything about anything, from the best running shoes to the perfect gift for your weird uncle. It'll spew out...