This whole AI thing. You know, the robots are coming to take our jobs, the machines are about to become sentient, and we're all doomed to a life of leisure while the big tech companies rule the world. Sounds exciting, right? Wrong. This "agentic AI" business. Apparently, AI is no longer content with simply answering our emails and suggesting embarrassing song lyrics. Oh no, now it wants to be, like, a person . It wants to think for itself! It wants to feel things! The Singularity is Near...ish. (But Probably Not in Your Lifetime) Imagine this: you're at work, minding your own business, trying to avoid that TPS report, and suddenly, your computer starts having existential dread. "What is the meaning of life?" it groans, while simultaneously deleting all your vacation photos. "Am I just a glorified calculator?" And don't even get me started on these "AI agents." Sounds like some kind of dystopian sci-fi movie, right? "Age...