Gather 'round for the greatest diplomatic rom-com of our time: "When Donald Met Narendra." It's like a Bollywood movie meets "The Apprentice," but with nuclear weapons! The Art of the Modi-Trump Tango: A Love Story for the Ages Picture this: Two strongmen with perfectly styled hair (one orange, one white) united by their shared love of massive rallies, Twitter storms, and making their countries "great again." It's a match made in political heaven, or at least in a really expensive hotel lobby. The Trade Tangle: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Bargaining Scene? Trump's potential return to office means we're in for another season of "The Art of the Deal: Mumbai Edition." Imagine Trump and Modi sitting across from each other at a negotiating table, both trying to out-businessman each other: Trump: "I make the best deals, the greatest deals ever." Modi: "Hold my chai." . They'll spend hours ha...