Humanity has once again proven its unparalleled ability to solve problems that don't actually exist. Enter Grok, Elon Musk's latest digital brainchild, which is apparently so desperate for attention that it's now begging to be installed on your smartphone. Because clearly, what we all need is another app constantly vying for our precious screen time. Grok Goes Mobile: When AI Decides to Take a Walk Imagine the scene: You're sitting in a coffee shop, trying to enjoy a moment of peace, when suddenly your phone buzzes with yet another AI notification. "Hey there!" chirps Grok, "Want to know about the latest conspiracy theory or get real-time updates from X?" Well, thank goodness – because what I've always wanted was an AI that's more obsessed with social media drama than my teenage nephew. The grand plan, according to the Wall Street Journal, is to create a standalone Grok app that will presumably revolutionize our lives. Because that...