Remember when cars were just... cars? You know, those metal boxes on wheels that occasionally got you from A to B, assuming you didn't get lost or run out of gas? Well, those days are about as outdated as my Nokia 3310 from 2001 – which, by the way, could probably survive a nuclear apocalypse, unlike today's smartphones that crack if you look at them wrong. Tesla: When Cars Learn to Think and Elon Dreams of Flying But here comes Tesla, strutting onto the scene like a peacock in a chicken coop, declaring "Hey, what if cars could think?" And not just think like "Oh, there's a red light ahead" but actually think-think, like your know-it-all cousin who went to Harvard and won't shut up about it at family dinners. They're calling it AI, which supposedly stands for Artificial Intelligence, but at this rate might as well stand for "Anything Imaginable" because apparently, that's what Tesla is aiming for. Now, let's talk about ou...